I feel like I have too much at stake to be a real adrenaline junkie, instead I'll opt for the diluted Mom version.
Just a collection of my unremarkable indiscretions, because it feels good to keep it real and release them. I was arrested for shoplifting at the local Value City. I put a tank top under my shirt and walked out the door. I was stopped by an undercover employee in the parking lot and taken into [...]